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  1. Purple Happy Cows

From the recording The Secret World of Planets

<p>The Humane Myth</p>

Lyrics

<h1><strong>PURPLE HAPPY COWS &ndash; Andi Hayes</strong></h1>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows dancing around</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, they never frown</strong></span></p>
<h2><span style="font-size: small;">Purple happy cows just chewing their cud</span></h2>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, now they&rsquo;re covered in blood</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Come milk me, churn my life into butter</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>What gives you the right to steal my baby away?</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Come chain me in a cell, a dark dreary stall</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>And tell everyone that it&rsquo;s so wonderful</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Watch me dance, I&rsquo;m so happy</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>I&rsquo;m so happy, I&rsquo;m so happy </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>These are tears of joy! We&rsquo;re all so damn happy! </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>I am just a machine</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Use me like your private slave, make some money off of me</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>That&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;m here for, right?</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>We&rsquo;re all so happy&nbsp; </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Your life is so much more valuable than mine</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, we give them pet names </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, got cute little chains </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, they&rsquo;re killed with a kiss</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Purple happy cows, they don&rsquo;t exist&hellip; it&rsquo;s a myth!</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>We&rsquo;re so happy, we&rsquo;re so happy</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>We&rsquo;re organic, we&rsquo;re grass-fed, we&rsquo;re free-range</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Wheeee! Whatever makes you feel a little less guilty</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Oh don&rsquo;t worry yourself about how I feel</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>So don&rsquo;t mind me, I&rsquo;m just a machine</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Wheeee! We&rsquo;re having fun!</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>It&rsquo;s all a lie - are you happy with your plate of lies?</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>You want that glass of pus and blood to go?</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>It hurts to be alive&hellip;</strong></span></p>
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